<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33761112</id><updated>2011-04-21T10:44:41.052-07:00</updated><title type='text'>HAPPY STORIES FROM FUNKY49</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://f49happyshit.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33761112/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://f49happyshit.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>funky49</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03790523264311344753</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_xmhzmLQqUhw/SGFdQa4iwNI/AAAAAAAAAao/M__tYllWwhc/S220/funky.PNG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33761112.post-115722117414930330</id><published>2006-09-02T11:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-02T11:19:34.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>SAVED A LIFE TODAY</title><content type='html'>I come home from taking care of an out-of-town friend's cat when I hear squeaks by the front door. It's coming from an outside storage area, a shed. I open up the shed door to find a BABY SQUIRREL on the ground!! It's tiny and moving around. I hear some rustling over my head to find an adult squirrel (the mommie?) looking dow at us! I run inside to take the little guy's picture and then shut the door so that I don't interrupt the squrriel's business in my shed. I call a good friend to tell them a baby squirrel is in my shed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Odd. For a few weeks I've noticed wood shavings piling up in the shed but only now do I see the reason! I guess the beastie was making a nest up there or something. There is a hole in the ceiling of the shed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About an hour goes by and I open the door to check on the progress of mommie squirrel and her baby. It's still there! Oh shit! I guess mommy can't jump down, grab the baby and get back up, can she? I don't want this little guy to die... especially in a spot where I'd have to clean up the body! I don't want a bunch of ants to feast on this little guy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I gotta get him back up to his mom. I'm scared that if I get my human stink on the creature, mommie won't want anything to do with her baby. I'm also scared of that m*** f*** biting me while I try to get the baby into the area between the shed ceiling and the roof!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I grab a towel, pick up the little guy, stand on something and push him into the hole. I can still hear mommie squirrel up there! I stand there with my towel in the hole and pull away in time to see mommie squirrel clutching her baby! She takes off and I treat myself to some chocolate pudding!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I SAVED A LIFE TODAY!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33761112-115722117414930330?l=f49happyshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://f49happyshit.blogspot.com/feeds/115722117414930330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=33761112&amp;postID=115722117414930330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33761112/posts/default/115722117414930330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33761112/posts/default/115722117414930330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://f49happyshit.blogspot.com/2006/09/saved-life-today.html' title='SAVED A LIFE TODAY'/><author><name>funky49</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03790523264311344753</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_xmhzmLQqUhw/SGFdQa4iwNI/AAAAAAAAAao/M__tYllWwhc/S220/funky.PNG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
